Sunday 8 December 2013

“It’s Only A Fucking Cigarette!!”


The Fucking Cheek Of It!!
I am standing outside my apartment when this guy approaches me….
“Give me a fag dude”
My eyes roll
FAG? DUDE]
Hello Darling that’s not my mothertongue
When I said No
The fucker FLIPPED
“It’s Only A Fucking Cigarette!”
ONLY?
I replied, this box cost me  ONLY £8.75
I am no rich bitch and smoking is one of life’s little pleasures of mine (SAD I KNOW)]
But buy your own,
And why your at it, work on your fucking attitude CUNT!

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