“It’s Only A Fucking Cigarette!!”

The Fucking Cheek Of It!!

I am standing outside my apartment when this guy approaches me….

“Give me a fag dude”

My eyes roll

FAG? DUDE]

Hello Darling that’s not my mothertongue

When I said No

The fucker FLIPPED

“It’s Only A Fucking Cigarette!”

ONLY?

I replied, this box cost me  ONLY £8.75

I am no rich bitch and smoking is one of life’s little pleasures of mine (SAD I KNOW)]

But buy your own,

And why your at it, work on your fucking attitude CUNT!

“I don’t Speak English”

So this evening me and my lovely mother went to have dinner at an Italian restaurant.

I have been to this restaurant many times, so I hyped up how great the food and service is… or shall I say…. WAS!

We was greeted by an European girl who took us to our table…

We got our menu’s and made our order

Mum: “I’ll take a latte with a Margherita pizza please”

The woman looked confused so my mum pointed to the text on the menu

Me: “I will take a coke without ice”

the woman looked confused…

Woman: “with ice?”

Me: No without ice…. and I will take a Margherita pizza, with chicken and mushrooms please”

Woman: “What is chicken?”

I looked at her and pointed to the menu

Woman: “Ahhh  si pollo”

Now I am confused

Me: “Yes chicken with mushrooms “

Woman: “Mushrooms?”

I point to the menue

Woman: “ahhh funghi”

I look at her, serious wtf this is a English speaking country and your working within customer service and have no idea of basic English at all.

Anyways, a sexy Italian guy serves me my pizza….

Sexy Italian Man: “Such a big pizza for one person, our are you sharing?”

My mum looks up at him

Me:  ”Sharing? we ordered two pizzas, and our drinks still did not arrive”

Sexy Italian Man: “I am very sorry sir the waitress only ordered 1 pizza without drinks”

Anyways he fixed the mess up, my mother eventually got her food, and we was given discount due to the mishap…

But it made our dinner less enjoyable than it should of been.

I understand business and hiring people on the cheap,

I HAVE BEEN THEIR, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT, GOT THE CRAPPY SALARY.

But no English at all in a English speaking country… it’s unjustified.

Customer service is very important, we are all struggling with money, and eating is a luxury for some of us, and having bad service just makes the money become just as bad as leftovers….

FIRST DATE THEN BECAME MY LAST….. BUT WAS MY UNDERWEAR TO BLAME?

So last night I went on a date with a guy I had been chatting to for a couple of weeks.

After arranging a time and place, we met up at the Kings Arms (DON’T ASK) In Soho, He is 25, from Spain, Beautiful and had the most beautiful smile I had ever seen.

After a couple of drinks, one thing lead to another, hands started to wonder each others body’s on the London Street’s, we arrive back to my building and never in my life has walking up two flight of stairs become such a mission…. I felt as if we was going to have sex in my foyer… but we arrive to my bedroom in one piece…

SEX TIME!!!

During sex…… I was red in the face, when he commented that my underwear was not high-end designer and that I should of made more effort….. Usually I do, but we did agree to a no-sex on first date rule, which we both FAILED…

Eventually he left…… his smile has become a non-existent, and within minutes his eyes had already moved onto somebody else as we exited my apartment, and he was cursing the locals…

“Think I am gonna go for a drink, before I go home…. GOODNIGHT”

The cold polite remark for “Thanks, But FUCK OFF”

I went to bed, watching Sex And The City…. thinking I really am more of a Charlotte, Stuck in a Samantha Jones body….

BOYS BOYS BOYS….

So was my bad choice of underwear to blame for his coldness or was I just crap in bed????

ENGLAND V FRANCE – BENEFITS!!

“England can suck my cock with their £60.00 a week benefits”

I like most have has to take the embarrassing trip to my local jobcentre while searching for work…. being treated by their staff like a criminal…. but it made me eager to find work…

Personally I don’t believe it’s right to live in a county that you feel that you can bitch about due to them not paying out a thousands just by sitting on your arse all day eating Orios… but apparently some people think different.

I was having a quiet drink out tonight in Soho where a boy asked what I thought of London benefits…. I told him £60.00 is more than enough to live on…. after all people without a job and who are looking, don’t need to buy them self expensive televisions or cameras…

“WELL IN FRANCE IF YOU LOOSE YOUR JOB, FOR THE FIRST YEAR YOU GET 75% OF YOUR SALARY, THEN IT DOES GOWN TO 50% … MY MATE IN PARIS HAS NOT WORKED FOR 3 YEARS, SHE TRAVELS THE WORLD. THIS COUNTRY IS SHIT”

Well let’s get things straight….. 

I laughed… any of my French friends will tell you, that even with a good benefits rates, it does make you lazy, having to go to the job center to lie that your looking for work, when your actually taking a trip to the Alps, is possible the reason why the tax in France is so high…..

I believe the UK is cracking down on UK lazy fucks, who think it’s acceptable to do nothing and moan and moan for more, and give nothing back to the economy…. and that £60.00 is enough a week for them, and sighing on at a horrible jobcentre a good reason for them to get some sort of exercise than eating a pot noodle while watching their state of the art plasma screen…

So am I right or am I wrong?