2nd Date…. FROM HELL

Using a cute/innocent picture so I can once again play the role of the VICTIM!!

So I met this guy on Grindr, we have been chatting, planning to meet but it’s always been HIT N MISS

So today we finally met.

We headed to G-A-Y Bar for a drink, and sat outside the theater, we chatted away, talking about types of guys we liked, I could see him looking at me with his eyes, but felt he was friendly…

It was then he used the old OMG MY PHONE IS DYING CAN I COME TO YOUR PLACE TO CHARGE,

We grabbed a bottle and headed back, I saw his phone and it was no way near to death, but hay ho,  I’m horny LOL

So we both decided to just chill, but you know two GAY guys cannot be alone without some hussle or bussle….

WE HAD SEX….

GREAT SEX

MIND BLOWING SEX

and then……………..

He freaked out and said he needed to go……. I was confused, we was getting along so well..

It was then his phone rang…..

“Hello Baby, I am at the station, be back in around 40 mins”

I could hear a voice…. It was female…….

I noticed the ring….

He was married

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE”]

Date was well and truly over…

Well…. Straight sex seems to be much more fun than GAY

Any single ladies wanna play some ball?

Hidden Fantasy’s Should Just Remain Hidden?

SOOOO I meet this guy on Grindr….. he is sexy, sexy, sexy, SPANISH (MY FAV) and did I mention he was sexy and Spanish?

It was possible love at first sight, or well at-least viewing his photo.

We got chatting for hours, it was then he told me his fantasy.

“I want to come to your house, strip down to my underwear, and clean your bedroom, I want to hoover the floor, clean your dishes and wash/iron your clothes, and If I serve you well, you will reward me with sex”

Seemed like an amazing deal to me…

We meet for coffee, he was a little shorter than he had told me, but never mind.

After flirting non-STOP, I decided it was time to bring this sexy mans fantasy to reality.

“Want to come back to mine, and tidy?” I asked

His face DROPPED, “Think I need to go home”

It was then, no kiss or hug goodbye, but a cold reaction as If I had done something wrong.

When I logged back onto Grindr, I was greeted with a nice, BLOCKED MSG.

Should I have just kept my mouth SHUT? or should he just keep his sexual fantasy’s to himself?

Opps I Outted Somebody OnThe Shop Floor

So today and huge muscle queen walked into my workplace, I noticed him instantly

Only Because…..

Last week, I was rubbing my hands over his rock hard abs in Compton s and HE LOVED IT…

I approached him to say hello,

He was wearing the same ‘Fitness First, Personal Trainer’ t-shirt he wore at the bar.

“Hey Remember me”

I said with a BIG smile on my face, his face dropped…..

“Who’s This Baby” a beautiful  Spanish approached putting her arms around him…

He looked puzzled…

I decided to save his skin

“He used to be my personal trailer at Fitness First”

She laughed, and they both left the shop

2nd married man I have come across, is the world seriously FULL OF GAYS???

DID YOU KNOW!!!!

KISSING…….

Burns 6.4 Calories A Minute???

Sooooo Who Wants To Work Out????

Sometimes…

I FEEL LOST

I FEEL AFRAID

I FEEL ALONE

SOMETIMES…..

I WANT TO BE POPULAR

I WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL

I WANT TRUE HAPPINESS

SOMETIMES…..

I WISH I WAS INVISIBLE

I WISH I WAS RICH

I WISH I WAS FAMOUS

BUT SOMETIMES….

I HOPE I WILL LOVE JUST LOVE BEING ME!

The Truth Is Out Their

I don’t believe in a God, I don’t believe in a deity, I believe that we are all responsible for each other.
I do, however, think nice thoughts about my phone/lap top when it starts playing up!!!
You know cause it helps!!!

Why Do Straight Guy’s Get So Offended When Gays Are Not Into Them?

So last night when taking the tube back home, a stupid french man was making fun of me on the tube, calling me GAYBOY the usual childhood names…

TBH it does not brother me, but I just felt like getting my own back….

I then told him, “honestly if you was the last guy in the world, I’d rather have a wank”

His face dropped, was he embarrassed that I’d made him look stupid, or was he simply insulted that I wasn’t interested….

STRAIGHT BOYS GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, NOT EVER GAY GUY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU…